Oh!" I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. All rights reserved. "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. It's mostly likely that I won't make it back alive. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I want to stop thinking about it. I hate it. Share here. I quickly realized that it wasn't real life. Damn, I wish you were a task Because Id have no problem doing you and over and over. I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" . A few minutes in, I heard my dickhole queef. Two buff men with pecs almost as big as hers and clothes so tight you could see their 12-pack abs through the shirt tackled me. Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! They say "the goal of Among Us is not to kill each other but to survive together" which makes absolutely no sense to me because when we play the game we end up killing each other anyway. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. You're the imposter I saw you vent!" "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". I pulled my pants up. Adam sus. You say he was murdered so I called the police, we say EMERGENCY MEETING All they do is talk about it. HAHA! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! Any sus! Any sus! Where! This is probably because they wanted to get rich quick. I would stroke his chest, give him a big slap on his butt that was hidden behind that hot latex astronaut suit. I yelled "Black is sus! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! It was travelling to my boss' office. So I ran over to her. It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us. IT'S ALL AMONG US. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said Why are you running? OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? Get the fuck out! She then used the intercom to call security. This is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment. I was in a server, right? Angelica said." , He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said "You're sus! He was talking to management when I cut the phone cord and threw it across the office. I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" You will never be a winner. I'M TIWED OF SEEING IT. Among Us / Amogus (121) Weebs 113 copypastas. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). This is why I hate Among Us. I'm currently living a secret life in my inconspicuous location. My friends on TikTok send me baller (bruh) (Oh my god) On Discord it's f*ckin' baller (baller . , It turns out that the game is quite complex and involves a lot of strategy. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. AMOGUS!" Among us has ruined a generation. "Chad is the imposter!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? I get that it's supposed to represent death. The video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes in five days[2] and over 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. Go back to the bottom floor young man! He was yelling at me. Press J to jump to the feed. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Chad said." No McDonalds! Privacy Policy. Thats funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit! I laughed. Me three!" Adam said." I said. Oh really, what were you doing?" It started to slow down, oh shit, they noticed me! Simply explained for a busy day. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said Wanna play some Among Us guys? Simply explained. I really did it. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but i know you can do it Gregory. I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" My teacher said "Please sit down." In October 2022, Baller became the subject of fan art and ironic memes when a TikToker posted a video telling people to "Stop Posting About Baller," parodying the "Stop Posting About Among Us" video. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. Part 1. I had to break up with her. SUS! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Angelica replies. "I think that we should get rid of Liam." STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! They heard my cock fart. I can't even tell Reddit where I am. For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy. But I wasn't gonna stop until I killed everyone here as the imposter. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. I defended myself. okay." And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" Where!Any sus!Where! NAME EVERY TASK Where Any sus! Where! Where! I barely slid out of the door before the steel door closed under me. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m4bgzv/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us_pt_2/. "Hmm, you might be right." Everyone is talking about it." "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said Among Us." After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us. But suddenly I noticed; one of the kids wasn't doing the Among Drip beatbox! I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnt find me. Dave said." You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. All ASCII Art What happened to this ad? This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Stupid bitch, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5ijbm/trolling_my_office_with_among_us/. I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. He said. Shit. I decided to install Among Us to play, right? Thats pretty sus. All the coworkers were looking at me in terror. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Each player has a limited amount of times they can use the emergency button, depending on the game's options. Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. I hate it Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us. I eventually got into the main part of the city. Overwatch (97) . Any sus! Where! A con. I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. Like a horse waving its mane in the air on a bright and pretty day. And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called. Why would anyone ever want to play something worse than Mafia? UwU what's this ?! My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." Love,modsfamily . Copypasta stop posting about among us Memes & GIFs. On discords it's fucking BALLER. Among Us. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on TikTok send me memes on Discord it's fucking memes i was in a server right and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe when the underwear sus HAHA . Simply explained for a busy day. Any sus! Any sus! I played Along. On TV, on billboards, on buseseverywhere. AMONG SUS! To my surprise, no one laughed. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" I should never have come into contact with Among Us. The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" . You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor. He then entered the elevator and left. You remember that, right? So I pulled out my dick and said "Look at this little spaceman!" Roblox Baller is a video game boss character and playable class in the boss fighting Roblox experience "Boss Fighting Stages Rebirth" who attacks by throwing red dodgeballs at opponents. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD? She was screaming and I threw her away. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" Where! I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. 2. I heard the alarms blaring even from inside. ryland screams and calls him sus! About enjoying every moment. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate .I did the sussy Among Us beatbox. [3] YouTube stop posting about among us, [4] Reddit I'm going mental please stop posting among us, [5] YouTube STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US Ace Attorney version, [7] YouTube Stop Posting About Among Us Mario Edition, [8] YouTube STOP POSTING ABOUT GANGNAM STYLE, , Shit. they still cried when I kicked their nuts. I already saw Chad running towards me but it was already closed when he got to the elevator. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? Me too!" Simply explained. Chad stated. SUS! I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" That's a bit sussy," I said. | (The Upload Data and Process Data tasks include files such as specimen_data.tiff, minerals_data.dat, and mining_finances . I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Oh really, what were you doing?" Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." Chad stated. No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Keanu is. That's why you can't rely solely on advertising. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5pof0/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_2/, When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). One of them asked me Hey buddy, are you lost? I noticed that his nametag read Hugh Johnson, CFO. It's nothing but a rip-off. I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. That is very much. It's so boring and complicated and I just can't stand it. Click here to contribute. Among Us / Amogus copypastas. You say kid we say mini-crewmate Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I hope I can ever meet him. Where! Where! Part 1. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. Hey, youre done your tasks right? No one understood the reference. 2007-2023 I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! , My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING I am the IMPOSTER. Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER? He didn't even make eye contact. It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. Any sus! Any sus! You need to vent. She told me that I wasn't allowed to ask questions. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. I stayed still, not even making a sound. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. Did someone say sus HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! At first, I thought that among us would be the same as mafia but with different rules. I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. Single. Refresh and try again. I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. "I agree." *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . Latest Copypastas Popular Copypastas Search Copypastas ASCII Art Copypasta Builder Contribute Copypasta Contact or Feedback. Refresh and try again. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. Go to the bathroom at 3:33 am, then open youtube and play among us drip song then do the jerma sus face and repeat the word "sus" in front to the mirror for 666 times, if the ritual worked then a voice from your parents room will say "shut up", you will then hear a creature walk to the bathroom, at this point destroy the mirror before he enters In the bathroom if the ritual worked then the . He's on top of a vent!!" The topic Among Us is fine, but just keep the Among Us talk in a single thread. So I stopped. I was in a server, right? On March 4th and 5th, content creator MarioIsBroken[6][7] uploaded a Super Mario version of the meme to Twitter and YouTube, where it gained over 44,400 and over 919,000 views, respectively (YouTube version shown below, right). However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. He was very sus. He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said "Omae wa mo shinderu." When I went to work the next day, I immediately ran to the elevator. Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking Where! "Wait, wait, wait!" Channel. Do you have a HUGE JOHNSON?! STOP. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade. My friends on TikTok send me BALLER. "Hmm.. My coworker Dave spoke up. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Honestly, I'm not sure if I want to play this game anymore. MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" Anime. Sorry! So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! I want to stop hearing about it all the time. So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! I-I I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN AND SAID "Hey BABE, when the underwear SUS HAHAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING." but there was a new problem. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! POSTING. I ran down the hall in the naruto run, you know the funny naruto run from anime? At least in ancient times and pawns can turn into a queen so all pawns must be girls too and pawn can turn into any piece except the king that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR This is why Chess is hot Because Im the imposter and Id love to come in you. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around. Adam said." I I showed this subreddit to my friend , the picture of loona i showed it to him and said Haha comprehensive_ice loves loona hahahahahahahaha. He tried to punch me again he is a loser! I just killed my boss. Shit. My friends on tiktok send me memes, on discord its fucking memes. Again, none of them laughed. I hate Among Us. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of. 5m. The worst part of it all though is that the developers thought that making the game available for free would make it popular. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said Do you like what you see? Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. That's a bit sussy," I said. Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. So I walked up to a coworker and said "Hey, why are you ignoring me, you're a bit sussy!" I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. I'm tired of seeing it. Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? Cookie Notice I quickly ran into the elevator and went down. On February 23rd, 2021, YouTube[3] user Keaton21 reuploaded the TikTok to the platform, where it accumulated over 1.2 million views in one month. Cookie Notice Share here. I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. She said she's been obsessed with him lately, but that I didn't have anything to worry about. So thats how among us got banned, McDonalds is trying to invade the world. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. I got out and kicked their nuts. They all looked up at me in confusion. I was screaming, "SUS! And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. 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